I once asked my (then) crush to prom.
I meant to ask my brother XD (he lives far away, and I wanted him to come see me (so it's not as creepy as it sounds))
My crush was really... surprised. XD
on a similar note, I frequently told my crush I loved him
he and my brother tended to be online at the same times.
I once asked my mom why the cops were after her. (I was talking to my brother, then my mom messaged and it switched to her without me noticing)
oh, and my brother's name is Tucker... llots of goodstuff surrounding that, like
hey, Yuck! (hey, Tuck!)
and... the obvious...
I miss you (love you, good night, etc etc) (F)ucker!!!
oh, and I was talking to a guy i liked, as well as my best friend, and my friend and i were talking about why we should all just give up guys and be lesbians....
yeah.
I realized after about five minutes of monologue WHY my friend hadn't replied...
My male crush was not amused.
I'd go on, but they're all baisically like those ones. XD