The Crack Pairing Game!

Subject: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 5:34 am

In one of my other RPs, they were playing this game, but they were playing it with the members. I thought it would be more fun with characters.
So, the whole idea is to make funny pairings between characters. What makes it a game? You have to use one of the characters from the last person's pairing, and they have to stay in their position!

Member A: L (Death Note) x Marie (Onegai Twins)
Member B: L (Death Note) x Marmaduke (Marmaduke)
Member A : Sailor Chibi Chibi (Sailor Moon) x Marmaduke (Marmaduke)

If you can provide a legitimate reason why a pairing isn't crack, you get to start the train over with two characters of your choice in whatever order you want, so long as it's crack!

For example:
Member A: L (Death Note) x Misa (Death Note)!
Member B: L is EXPLICITLY shown to have a thing for Misa! Sushi (Pandora Hearts) x The Terminator (The Terminator)
Member A : aww, man... England (Hetalia) x The Terminator

However, since A x B implies that A is dominant, some pairings might be crack if switched around, so watch your order!

Member A: Misa (Death Note) x L (Death Note)!
Member B: L is EXPLICITLY shown to have a thing for Misa! Sushi (Pandora Hearts) x The Terminator (The Terminator)
Member A: Misa is in the driver's seat! Misa (Death Note) x L (Death Note) !!
Member B: awww, man... Misa (Death Note) x Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog)

If someone can't make a crack pairing with either of your characters, then they have to forfeit their turn, and the next person gets to start the train over!

Member A: Grell Sutcliffe (Kuroshitsuji) x Francis Bonnefoi (Axis Powers Hetalia!
Member B: OH MY GOD they'll both date anything with a pulse! Or without, for that matter! I forfeit!
Member A: Haha... then... Barney x The Hulk (The Incredible Hulk)

As for how to keep characters straight, please don't post:
Jake x Sarah
Instead, Post:
Jake (Bad Chick Novel X) x Sarah (Testosterone Fest Y)

Characters can come from Anime/Manga, movies, TV shows, books, Well-known Fanfiction, or can be public figures of any sort.
No OCs (Unless it's a really well known OC that is not your own.)
No YOU (though you CAN pair other members with characters... or each other... ) evil1

If someone else uses you and you follow them, you can use you.

So, I'll go first, then?

Gilbert Nightray (Pandora Hearts) x Iroha Nekomura (Vocaloid)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 7:16 am

Gilbert Nightray (Pandora Hearts) x Elliot March (Alice in the Country of Hearts)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:27 am

Alice (Pandora Hearts) x Elliot March (Alice in the Country of Hearts)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:05 pm

Alice (Pandora Hearts) x George W. Bush (43rd US President)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:09 pm

OMG That's awesome XD XD

Grigori Yefimovich Rasputin x George W. Bush (43rd US President)

ill!

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 6:03 pm

... o.O WHAAAA?!?!

Well, okay then...

George W. Bush (43rd US President) x Cho Chang (Harry Potter)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:35 pm

Alice, your pairing is actually Cho Chang (Harry Potter) x George W. Bush (43rd US President).

Ada (Member) x George W. Bush (43rd US President)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:53 pm

hm don't kill me for this XD

George W. Bush (43rd US President) x Michael Jackson

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:08 pm

Breaking out of the Bush mold here...

... and into something worse!!!

Sarah Palin (American pseudo-politician) x Michael Jackson

(BTW, Chessie, I'm going to tell Ada you said that~)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:58 pm

Break, your pairing is Michael Jackson x George W. Bush (43rd US President) .
Alice, your pairing is Michael Jackson x Sarah Palin (American pseudo-politician).
The person you keep has to stay on the same side of the x as the began.

... Britney Spears x Sarah Palin (Governor of Alaska)

... Even Britney has enough sense and dignity not to go THERE.

Now, for our viewing pleasure:

The Crack Pairing Game! Marie10

MARIE!!

... he's a little alien banana guy from the Onegai series who flies around in a little red inner tube and eats prech. the only thing he says is "naa~" and he can teleport things. Oh, yeah... and he's a pervert. sort of...

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:48 am

Chessie Ok not only did u pair ENGLAND w/ the TERMINATOR (though him being seme was kinda a boost, but that's just wrong =_______=) But u paired ME w/ bUSH. Who is the person i hate THE MOST on this planet apart from sarah palin who is a close 2nd (they are not cool enough to have the first letter of their names capitalized)!! Have i done anything recently to u to make u do this?? sweat drop

Why do u hate me soo~ oni040

And thanks Alice for 'telling' me sweat drop

Britney Spears x Orochimaru (the evil pedo-snake-man from naruto, cause I had to throw him in there~)

and yesh he is uke ^^

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Mar 21, 2011 12:46 pm

Jerry Seinfeld[Do I have to? Comedian.] x Orochimaru...

What? xD

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Mar 21, 2011 3:16 pm

@Ada that's the point. The pairing has to make no sense!

Jerry Seinfeld x Agni (Kuroshitsuji)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:57 pm

TT_TT still...

Jerry Seinfeld x William T. Spears? (Kuroshitsuji)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Wed Mar 23, 2011 8:38 pm

[font=georgia][size=15]Big Bird (Sesame Street) x William T. Spears (Kuroshitsuji)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Mar 28, 2011 8:10 pm

OOOOOKKKK ^^

William T. Spears (Kuroshitsuji)X Marge Simpson (The Simpsons)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Tue Mar 29, 2011 12:17 am

Chichiri, your pairing is actually Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) x William T. Spears (Kuroshitsuji)
the person you keep has to stay on the correct side of the x!

Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) x GIR (Invader Zim)

... poor GIR

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Tue Mar 29, 2011 2:01 am

^^;;;;

Marge Simpson (The Simpsons) X Greece (Hetalia)

oni041

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:53 pm

Yuki Sohma (Fruits Basket) x Greece (Hetalia)

Because he cannot stand cats XD

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Jun 13, 2011 6:22 pm

Yuki Sohma (Furuba) x Prince Caspian (Narnia)

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:56 pm

Veronica (The Archies) x Prince Caspian (Narnia)

>3

Subject: Re: The Crack Pairing Game! Mon Jun 13, 2011 11:53 pm

Gachapoid (Vocaloid) x Prince Caspian (The Chronicles of Narnia)