The Dumbest Thing Ever Heard

Ok well the point of this is to post the most stupidest thing you have heard someone else say, or have been told by someone else.

I'll start.

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Mine is a recent thing, my Social teacher just got back from Chicago and he was sitting in the airport.

There was some man there who seemed to over heard their conversation and he turned to ask my teacher where they were going.

My teacher told him Canada, and the man said he was going there to. Then my teacher asked him where in Canada he was headed.

The man replied that he was going to Toronto (East side of Canada). The man asked my teacher where he was headed.

My teacher said Calgary (West side of Canada).

The man then said...

(Here comes the stupid part)

"Oh that's great we'll be on the same flight!"

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No offence to American's but when people say things like that it doesn't help your image does it?

Not at all

AMERICANS ARE STUPID AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE IM ONE OF THEM!!!!!!! COME ON GUYS!!!!! AND THAT GUY WAS FROM CHICAGO TOO!!!!!! *DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM FML*

Well the stupidest thing ive ever head goes like this.....

AND ITS TRUE THIS IS TOO STUPID TO MAKE UP!!!!

Well We were talking about 9/11 and how terrorists are bad and stuff.

My teacher said we were fighting in Iraq to make sure we dont get a nuclear war

A girl then raises her hand and asks what nuclear war is

she was 13, this was when i was in 8th grade......

*DOOM*

But luckily her friend decided to stop laughing and explain it to her!

so she explained it......

SHE EXPLAINED IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Im swedish and german tecnically so thats what i say i am cause I DONT WANNA BE REALTED TO THESE IDIOTS T-T

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And some of the American's wonder why they got placed under the stereotype "stupid".....they brought it on themselves!

Urg...thankgod not everyone is like that....otherwise I think the entire world would be in trouble....=___=;;

^^;;;;; *is an American* I don't think I've felt more ashamed in my life.

FML

But im swedish. so it doesnt completely matter. but I think we can all agree that that is th stupidest thing we've all ever heard.......

*is not American?*
*arrow pointing at me*
but i do realize myself saying stupid things sometimes.
*slaps forehead*
Ai....

oh i have one.
it was in 7th grade and our teacher was telling us what was going to happen in the dance. she was talking about our hair and how it was going to be done. our teacher was like "ok you need a lot of bobby pins though ok?" and then she was like any questions? and this girl raised her hand and she was like "do we buy the bobby pins?" the room became silent and all of us were looking around with the faces. -_- OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO BUY THE BOBBY PINS. ya and our teacher was like, "Y-y-yes.." chyeah.

I win! Mine is stupider! (why am i proud of this?!?!)

haha nice

*DOOM DOOM DOOM *

ive done so many stupid things....
like this one:

We had to name countries on a map A-Z. so our group had to show them up on the big map in front of the class. so we were on Korea and my friends were looking for it and i was like "OH I KNOW WHERE IT IS!!! ITS................" i said that outloud cus i was barely talking and saying the countries and finding them so i thought i should help out my group. so i wasnt really thinking when i was about to say that...so yeah. so after my phrase, "OH I KNOW WHERE IT IS!!! ITS......" and there was the longest pause ever. i knew where Korea was but i dont know what happened. but then i found it and then my friends were like, "IDIOT....." *sigh*

Jeez...well we all make mistakes (some more then others).

Most of the time when I say something stupid...it's because I'm talking to fast and switch 2 words around. XD

Like this one time...

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I was telling my friend all the different type of sports equiptment I've been hit in the head with and I wound up saying...

"I've been hit in the basketball by a head."

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I do that all the time Gil. I also have the tendancy to put words around.

Like i want to use the computer -> i want to use theputer

FAIL

LMAO! That one actually sounds kinda funny. XD

I do it so often i pretend its my own language

I hate doing that......

haha wow
ya sometimes i do like the randomest noises in class and people are like
'WTF is she on?'
yeahhh...its pretty sad. and i feel like such an idiot after that...
and today i thought the teacher left the class for a bit so i burped really loud. i turned around and my teacher was sitting at his desk with a disturbed face on him and i was like "Heheheehee... >.< "
ugh im such an idiot sometimes. *sigh*

naw we all do stupid things sometimes. we all are human ^^

haha true. =]

Oh God.. a few days ago I was watching this crime show with my family and the police were looking around a neighborhood for this drug dealer guy. As they're looking around this lady walks out of her house and shouts at them "Don't come in here!!" It turns out that's where he lived.

lol I read this and am really ashamed........

butttttttt actually I have no relation to america other then my mom decided to move here and start a family. =___=

thankx mom....................

I'm half scottish and the other half is german. ^^

and thennnnnnnnnn I am a bit polish and croatian too..........

ah wateva u get the point.

and yea stupid moments come every day for me............... u know wat i'm talking bout Vincey............
^^

There is a guy in my history class, we were disscussing how russia sold Alaska to the US. This kid asks "how did russia control alaska if its waaay over there?" (we were looking at a map where russia and the US were on opposite sides) Our class looks at him funny then he goes "OH YEAH!!! I forgot the earth was round!!" On the upside this guy IS NOT AMERICAN XD Hes from canada. Sorry Gil.

@ Vincent:

LMAO! Well I never said there were Canadaians who weren't stupid now did I? XD

That and how do we know how long he's been in America? He could have moved there when he was like 5, and got most of his education from there. XD

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God that actually reminded me of something involving an American who moved here once!

I think he moved to Canada when he was like 14-15...

Anyways we were going over review shit on a map, and the teacher had asked us where Korea was....he pointed to Australia...

I'm like ".......-_-;; how do you get those two mixed up?"

No, sorry Gil. I go to a boarding school. This guy LIVES in canada and goes to school here. but he got his other school years (except this one) in canada. SOrry Gil.

@Vincent:

I'll repeat... "Well I never said there were Canadaians who weren't stupid now did I?"

No need to get cocky about it girl.

lol im not trying to be cocky lol Sorry XD

@Vince:

LOL ok fine. But maybe watch the way you type it next time.

Cuz the way you typed it and the smilie you added made you seem very cocky at that moment. XD