Random Adventure (18+)

joey pushes kaia back making her fall in to the chocolate river

joey: dam i hate kaia soooo much

chelsea: you know daddy sasha doesn't care for it when she saw joeys magazine she onle sniffed then peed on them that all sasha did,

kevin: it's ok cheelsea; you see at times your dad thinks sasha can talk and gets disturbed from naughty things

chelsea: why is that i wonder

Alicia: CANDY!!!!

Cheshire: hits the ground and lays there, stunned, for a second, looks p, and darts behind a licorice tree to put clothes on.
Santi: *lays on the ground, realizes tat the button was pushed, and curls up while pulling her coat back on.*
I smell... SUGAR!!! *runs around wildly while pulling her skirt back on*
ohmigosh... *finds candy dolls*
Rolan! help me bite the heads off of these!! *starts to gnaw one*
Suneka: *Meows frantically, trying to get someone to help Kaia out of the sticky chocolate*
Cheshire: *now clothed. pulls Kaia out of the river*

Kaia: thanks cheshire. Why would Joey push me away like that so mean! I didnt even do anything wrong....*takes a piece of gum and sticks it on joeys head then pushes him to a tree so hes stuck to the tree* There now i can play with you later ^^ *goes off and NOMs candy*

Will: papa....sasha has feelings too shes a living being! I dont want someone to hurt her feelings thats all

Sharon: He never will full understand that sasha doesnt think like humans

Rolan: *tries to pull joey off the tree but fails* looks like your stuck

Vincent: alicia sure likes this place

Nooo! We left hetalia?! But whyyyyy? MY ITALY!!! NOOOO!!!! *hugs Italy*
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Alice: This place again?! YES!!

Lotti: ... candy?

Alice: I WANT TO EAT! *runs around grabbing licorice, peanut-butter-cups, and other savoury sweets*

Lotti: Santi? Cheshire? WHY were you two naked?? AGAIN?!

Intercom: *uses laser to get Joey off tree* There, Joey. You're off now.

you could make a hetalia rpg ^^
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Joey: tghanks but now i'm even more angry with kaia (has a idea and runs up to kaia useing super glue, and glues his gay porn magazine to kaia) now i feel much better

Cheslea: (eats candy with Alicia and Break)

Kevin: i wonder why they havd cat ip on these trees for

Will: joey!!!! dont do that!! Chelsea and sasha might see it now!!!!

Kaia: since when did you hae a glue gun? *rips the book off her and her shirt goes with it* well this sucks...*takes joeys top off him and puts it on* well it sucks that its pink but itll do until i can get a new top *glomps onto joey* now where were we ^^ *smothers him*

Rolan: *ate too much candy and doesnt feel so hot*

Vincent: honestly joey if you like kaia then stop BS us with this whole "fear of women" thing (he probably knows that joey hates kaia but hes bored and feels like tormenting someone)

Joey: hey that may faveorite shirt glues another gay magazine on kaia skirt by accdent as he was airming fir kaia's face but could as kaia holding hjim tight)

Reim: sweet i get to see kaia panties again

chelsea; i'm busy eatting candy daddy whats going on

Cheshire: *attacks the tree Break is looking at, knocking him over and leaving claw marks on him in the process*
Santi: *though clothed now, still looks like she was in a train wreck... or at least electrocuted*
No reason, really... *as she decapitated a candy doll and chews it up happily*
*takes a look at her hair in a shiny piece of candy and looks stunned... her hair is one gigantic tangle*
Awww.. that's not very attractive...
Suneka: *eating licorice grass, which is probably very bad for her...*
Santi: *picks up Kaia's shirt* Kaia, you dropped your... OH MY GOD??!?!!! What if Rolan sees this! Rolan doesn't want to see this!!! KAia, what on earth have you been looking at??
*looks for Rolan, sees him curled up*
Oh, poor baby!
*shreds the magazine and deposits it and Kaia's skirt in her cleavage compartment, while pulling medicine (and a spoon) out of same place*
Cheshire: *confused* how much stuff can she possibly have in there?

Santi: stroking Rolan's hair and giving him medicine (the kind she likes, not the nasty chalky stuff)*

Will: ah its nothing you can just go back to eating ^^ might as well enjoy this place while were her right

Kaia: DO YOU WANT ME TO STRIP THAT BADLY FINE THEN! *takes her top off (or joeys top off) and smothers her chest in joeys face as tight as she can while holding him in a position where he cant move* Lets see how you like that

Sharon: makes me wonder if kaia really does love will from here if i didnt know better id say theyre madly in love

Rolan: If i killed my mom is that a bad thing *planning to save joey and questions the law*

zewi pushes joey and kaia into the choclate river

zewi: your both really annoying me

echo: zewi,

zewi: what they started it

joey: wah i can't swim

chelsea: these are yummy you should try these daddy there really yummy there cake with chocolate in the middle

Vincent: Would nii-san be upset if i let his grandson drown

Kaia: *gets out of the river and puts joeys shirt back on* I hope he drowns *throws pieces of rock candy at him*

Will: alright ill have just a little ^^ *eats cake* it is good isnt it ^^

Rolan: *to santi* why are you always around me?

Santi: *worried like a real mommy would be*
I'm always here because I have to take care of you because I care about you! *doesn't notice that this sounds a little pedo...*
And don't kill your mom! Someone would send you back to kid's jail. See? it's all taken care of! I'll even save Joey from the river!
*snaps her finger and points menacingly at Kaia and Joey*
Cheshire: *meekly follows orders and eats Kaia, saves Joey, then coughs Kaia back up as a particularly slimed hairball, then turns back to normal and reattacks the tree, stepping on Break's head again*
Suneka:
Santi: *sweetly and honestly* Kaia, you're upsetting Rolan. Can you put some clothes on for us? *doesn't seem to register the fact that her outfit is anything but modest and maternal*
Cheshire: *while chewing on a large catnip leaf* wow my human is bipolar...

Kaia: im wearing clothing ive got joeys shirt on yell at joey for not wearing clothing and also dont let your chain eat me

Rolan: thanks *hugs santi*

Kaia: * takes joeys pants and then kicks joey back into the river* since i cant wear my skirt anymore these will have to do until i can change *puts them on and throws her skirt at joey*

Joey: no way i don't like black and purple (climbs out again) why steel my clothes when there wet too are you doinfg this to EMBASS ME

Kevin hands joey his long black jacket

Kevin: put this on it should cover you up

Joey: ok, thanks kevin (pputs kevins jacket on

Reim: what is up with the pink under wear joey

Kaia: what are you doing uncle? you shouldve left him there is his undies and let him feel ashamed for wearing something so STUPID

Will: Kaia thats not nice!! you should think about how joey feels! Joey likes pink whats wrong with that?

Kaia: whatever we should leave soon so i can change and then burn these clothes

Santi: *hugs Rolan back happily, snapping at Joey*
Cheshire: *saves Joey again*
Suneka: *throws up gummy grass*
mwARK! mwARK! mwaa~...
Cheshire:
Santi:*picks Rolan up for a moment of mommy-son affection (still wants Rolan to be hers)*
Kaia, thanks for putting pants on. and I'm really sorry, but I couldn't let Joey die. It would have upset Rolan.
*has an idea*
You know, Will really likes it when you're nice to Joey... You shouldn't make fun of Joey. it upsets Rolan, too.
*hugs Rolan happily and returns everything that she had to take out of her cleavage compartment to its proper place*
Think of how much will yells at you for being mean to Joey... he'd never find fault with you if you were nice to Joey! Will would love for you to be nice to Joey...
*stops being manipulative and lets Rolan down*


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vincent.... Kaia can't possibly have her skirt... Santi put it in her cleavage compartment.... along with both magazines.
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