Werid Dreams

@Gil (but also Alice, Vincent, and Ada indirectly XD)
XD you have NO IDEA how hard i laughed when i read that

tho i do agree with the greece thing... France... not so much
after all
I have no need to sexually harass myself XD

and... omg... you distract Liet and I'll kidnap Feliks, 'kay? (omg... Feeeeeeeeeliiiiiiiiiiiiikssssssss.... )

@Oz
of course we like hearing your dreams XD
they make our dreams seem infinitely less insane

ok, so, down to business.


last night, my dream was about a pet stuck in a tree.
not one of these:


No. there was a HORSE stuck in the tree.
so I was like, WTF? why is there a horse in the tree?
so I was like, ok, well,I'd better call the fire department... and so, the firemen showed up.
yeah.
they were all kuroshitsuji characters (guess what i was watching when i fell asleep?)
and so, I was like, ok boys, get your helmets on.

so everyone put their helmets on, supplying the mandatory chicken hats for the dream.
Sebastian's was the only duck, because he was the head fireman guy.
so i was like, wtf?
and pluto was, of course, the station dalmation (Finny had painted polka dots all over him)
so they were like, ok. time to get the horse out of the tree. (they weren't nearly as startled by the arboreal equine as I had been)
and so Sebastian was like, "anyone who wants to be a butler for the Phantomhive Fire Company should be able to do this!"
and then he looked at Ciel, waiting for orders
and Ciel was playing with a Tea Time Southern Belle Barbie doll. and then he looked up, all like, surprised, and was like, "oh, right, i order you to get the pony out of the tree. and stuff."
and then



Sebastian FAILED
EPICALLY.
and then the horse was even higher in the tree, and sebastian was like, "OMGWTF i FAILED??"
and then Finny was like, "FINNY TO TE RESCUE!!"
and EVERYONE was like, "NOES!!!"
and then Fiunny succeeded in getting the horse out of the tree.
and then Agni was sad the Sebastian had failed, so, naturally, he put the horsie back in the tree, well, in a different tree. it was a lot taller. and then Pluto jumps on Finny and Finny is like,
so then we all go to get the horse out of the tree again.
so we get there, and my friends Jessie and Tess, Ada, Vincent, Alice, our mutual friend Amanda, and my roommate Anastasia all were already there, and Russia, Poland, France, Germany, and Italy from Hetalia (i was watching like eight animes last night, and most of them show up at some point XD)
and Italy comes up with a plan, and everyone immediately starts implementing it. And the only person who thinks this is a bad Idea is Alice.
so France goes up and puts a magic halter on the horse, and then Italy tells Russia to hold the ladder.

at theis point, side note: My roommie is pretty, dusty blonde, blue eyes. She was born in a little country that has decided that Russian is WAAAY better than its own language. it's called belarus.

so, guess who was raping Russia? yeah. my roommate. and then REAL belarus shows up and is mad at ana and it's TOTALLY impossible to tell them apart, except real is pissy and Ana is harrassing russia, who is just like, "oh crap and stuff" . and then ana is just, like, "GFO, bitch." and stabs Belarus.
Germany then tries to use a pulley to get the horse out of the tree, but only succeeds in getting it higher up.
and then everyone's mad at Italy,
and he's like, "WAAHHHH!!! BUT my plan WORKED!! I did what you ASKED!!!"
and then germany had to explain they wanted the horse DOWN, not UP.
and Italy was all emo, and he and germany left. France took his clothes off, and instead of having a rose censor, he was like, totally wearing a little lovebird.
so I took my clothes off and got a censory lovebird
and then Vincent was like, "I thought you ATE your twin?"
and I was like, "No, he got born after all!" and hugged France (who was apparently my twin) and then France disappeared, and I was like, "ok, NOW i ate my twin." and then he was my alter ego, but he was being antisocial and emo because he'd gotten eaten.
and then Hedyeh from ladies versus butlers showed up and got the horse out of the tree singlehandedly, and then I gave her a hug, because apparently it was MY hores or something, and then I hugged Poland, too, and then everyone but me, Hedyeh, and Poland ran away, chasing Amanda, who was chasing Yamapi (WHY WAS HE IN MY DREAM AGAIN???? (last night he was SPANISH rather than japanese)) so the reason the mob ran off was Yamapi had a restraining order on amanda for breaking into his changing room while he was taking a bath.

and then, after that, i got sexually harrassed by Hedyeh, and then Asye came and dragged her away, and I ran to poland for comfort because myy harrasser wasn't harrassing me anymore. and then HE sexually harrased me and I was happy, and then after ALL that, i woke up next to Poland (who was sleeping with his feet on theh pillows and his head under the covers for some reason, and I painted his toenails, then i ran home and got dressed for "church" (which meant I had to take all my clothes OFF)
and then I went to "church" and sat next to all my friends (who were all also naked, (except they weren't. they were actually wearing some ridiculously frilly dresses. but they were "naked". it's a dream, don't ask how that works... but sheesh.. Ada... now I know what you REALLY look like nude XD (nice lace accents, btw))
except Alice and Vincent.
they had bubblegum pink short shorts on.
I was like, "OMGWTF??" because Vincent was wearing pink and Alice was wearing shortshorts.

but apparently they were ok with it, because yeah.
they were part of the church ritual.

(they were virgin sacrifices)




and then I ACTUALLY woke up. Thankfully, before I had to watch my friends be ripped apart in a ritual orgy or whatever my weird "church" was going to do.

@Chesire:

LAWL ok I'll distract Liet! *drags him off somewhere* -shot- XD

......................................@_____@;; Wow...what a messed up dream...and way to long. XD

@Chessie... Nate?! NATE?! NATE WAS ADMIRING EURO-YAMAPI'S NAKEDNESS?! ... lulz, and our pseudo-Belarus-lookalike was so sure he was straight, if you know what I mean... *shrugs* perhaps he's bi in your mind.

@Emily: Switzerland?! Who wants Switzerland when you can have Prussia?! ... wait, nvm. I wouldn't object to Vash either...

Also@Chessie: Really? MORE disturbing Poland fantasies?? I still haven't recovered from the last one you, ah, shared.
What did I tell you, sweetheart, about when I'M forced to be the sane one?! That only happens when things are really, really bad.

@Oz: Yes, yes we all do. It's true. XD
And YES your dreams are epic!! As someone who doesn't remember her dreams, I enjoy reading yours ^.^

@Alice:
oh, the blow-dryer one?
and, dude, it was a dream XD
Nate can be beaten up by Amanda for admiring her husband all he wants to be in my dreams. it's a little odd, but hey.

@Chessie
... yes, the blow-dryer one. the one you shared at the party?? the way you were rolling around made it soooo much worse.
Apparently your subconscious thinks Nate is gay.

XD

I could have donee that much more quietly
but the look on your faces....

PRICELESS

@Chessie: I think Vinceydsfjhdskfhdskjhf-kun was the most disturbed.

Or possibly Ada; she's so innocent compared to the rest of us XD

I'll give you points for funny though.

Remember Nate? As you were telling the story, "I need to meet this Feliks." "He's an anime character." "...Ah."

Last nights dream was kinda weird from what I remember of it. XD

@Oz: TELL TELLL TELL!!!!!

@Alice-

I will once I remember the full dream. : )

@Oz:

Yay I hope you remember soon. XD

I'm also kinda amazed your never commented on my last dream. XD

@Gil-
*reads your latest dream*
LAWL XD It would been hilarious if the fish in the tank were koi. Yuck@ icky frog slime ;p

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I remembered! : ) But gawd it was weird O_o

So last night I dreamed I was at my youth group. My youth pastor was getting into a heated discussion on how the world is slowly getting more corrupted over the years and that the end is nigh and such (the end of the world has been a reoccurring thing in my dreams lately D: ). Then one of our other youth leaders rushes in the room and shouts, "Guess what ,every body? We're going to the prom!" and everyone gets excited. I didn't have any thing fancy to wear and had no date so I didn't go. I walked to my aunts office and looked through the window watching them drive away in a carriage laughing and listening to gangster rap. I slammed my head on a desk thinking how stupid I was for not going. Some one knocks on the office door and my aunt goes to get it. It's Death the Kid from Soul Eater..oh god. He asks me if I'll go to the prom with him as his date, but I say no (Poor Kid-o D: ). He runs away crying and I think no more of it as I start to draw (how cruel! T_T ). A few minutes later pirates kidnap me and later abandon me in St Petersburg in Russia . There's a bunch of smoke everywhere and I start coughing. Then the Berries and Cream Man from the Starburst commercial appears and gives me a piggy back ride to an anime store. Upon entering I get kicked in the shin by a 2 foot tall Light Yagami. Next thing I know Break appears in a tutu and says I have to buy him a cheeseburger. He prances around and then breaks into song. Five seconds later I'm at Burger King and Izaya is working there as a janitor. He walks up to me and says something in French (which I wish I could translate into English cause I wanna know what he said darn it XD ).

Then I woke up...wtf? The second half of the dream must have been the results of crack or something

@Oz:
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WOW. I wish I had dreams half as epic. :affraid: :affraid: :affraid:
Actually, no, scratch that, I wish I had DREAMS.

No koi, scooby doo gang, or Jack?? Wow. Perhaps it's something new now.

DONT BE MEAN TO MY KIDD!! HE'S TOO ADOWABWLES!! *<-- fake anger*

@Alice (long time ago XD)
omg.. nate does not understand the anime crew

@Alice-

Thank God that the Scooby Doo Gang, Jack, the koi ect. didn't appear this time XD Hopefullly this means they're taking a long vacation : D

Awww I was such a meanie to poor Kid-o in my dream ) : I would have totally said yes and gone with him the the prom (no matter how much he freaked out about things being 'not symmetrical 'XD ). Now, if it were Black Star who asked me to go with him that would be a completely different story Dx urgh that kid annoys me.

@Chessie: No. No, no he does not. He is not a fanboy.

@Oz: Watch them be back tonight. XD
Black Star doesn't annoy me that much... he means well. ^.^;
I would have gone with him too. XD I would have happily, happily gone with him.

I had a great dream last night.
it had pretty much EVERYTHING in it...
ever since I restarted anime over the summer my dreams have been crackier than ever before... I might have to quit!

...nah. I'd miss these wacky dreams too much

So I was walking around naked (like my last dream, nudity wasn't nudity, it was an incredibly frilly dress)
so anyways, I was "naked".
and i was wandering around and I saw a hot air balloon being run by Hedyeh from Ladies Versus Butlers. and I was like, hell YES i'm taking a ride! so we went up with like thriy other people, and they all kept Jumping out, and then it was just me and Hedyeh, and thing were starting to get lemony, and then Kaoru (ouran) jumped into the hot air balloon and chucked Hikaru at Hedyeh, and then Hedyeh was like, "KILL SHOT!" and then she just like, blinked out of exsistence
and I was like, "NOES!"
and then Kyoya appeared with Mori and Honey and Feliks (Hetalia)
and he and Honey tossed Mori and Feliks out of the balloon and I was like, "NOES!!!"
and then they started making out and i was like, "ok, normally I'd be into something along these lines... but with these two... omgwtf?"
And then Honey threw Kyoya out of the balloon and he was like "I had to because I love you!" and then he just like, yanked off his pants and was standing there in some VERY fem bloomers. (no, seriously. they were LEGIT bloomers)
and he was like, " The portal is here." and he opened his pants and there was, indeed, a portal in them. I was oddly unfazed by the Portal in Honey's Pants at that time. I just shrugged and dove in. So then I was in one of those habitrails, for like, hamsters, and I was running through it being chased by a werid chimaera of pretty much the entire cast of deathnote, and then they made a love hina reference i can't for the life of me remember anymore. and the habitrail ended in a hospital room, where Tamaki (ouran) was giving birth to Kaname (Vampire Knight). Tamaki looked like he was about five and Kaname was pretty much adult. Then France came in and decided that half-born Kaname needed a boob job and I left, because i totally didn't need to see that.
So I walked out and ran into a very not-pregnant Mimina (Ladies vs. Butlers) and she was like, "Oh no! i'm giving birth now!" and I ran away and wound up in a taco bell. Gil (PH) took my order and then Sharon and Lotti escorted me to my seat, and it turns out that Taco Bell is a VERY high-class establishment. Except for Sebastian sitting in my meal halfway through dinner, then chucking bananas all over. he was definitely one HELL of a butler last night, but not in the way he thought he was. So Ciel comes over and tries to pick me up and I'm like, "omg.. call me in five years!"
and he's like, "WTF?? I'm already in my 60s!"
and i'm like, "oh. call me in eight inches." and I'm STILL not sure what needed to grow eight inches, because Ciel was like, three feet tall, and eight inches wasn't going to remedy our height difference.
So Ciel ran away and got Alice (the person, not the character), who he'd apparently hired to be his bodyguard, since Sebastian was in the middle of being arrested by Sakura (Da Capo)
and so i had to summon Russia (Hetalia) to fight Alice off. and then I realized Ciel was waering high heels and was now taller than me.
(if you care to know, he was also wearing a miniskirt, a half-shirt, and quite a lot of make-up. he sort of looked like a very odd looking hooker)
and I was like, "dood... wtf? who the heck dressed you?"
and Ciel was like, "My new butler, Roderich"
and then Austria appeared with Poland (who was being very hetalia poland ish) and i couldn't figure out wyh he wasn't dead, so he explained that the Poland on the balloon was ACTUALLY China.
how that works, i do not know. but that's what pushed me over the edge, and I ran off, grabbed a chicken, fulfilled the poultry hat obligation, and woke up

@Alice:
nope.though I bet if i showed him ladies versus Butlers he'd be open to changing that!
oh, the alice mentioned in my dream is you, not the character, just to clarify!
(don't worry. you were clothed mostly normally last night)




(If i remember correctly)

@Cheshire-

LMAO!! XD Your dream was hilarious! *dies laughing*

@Oz
... I didn't think it was hilarious when I woke up.
I thought I'd gotten into my dad's pills and didn't remember.
I was like....

OMGWTF AM I ON?

Now, however, I agree
second best dream this week!!

@Oz:

OMG how could you be mean to Kidd of all people!? *huggles poor kid with BOTH arms* (naturally or else he'd complain about the hug being non-symetrical). XD

LMFAO @ 2 foot tall Light and Break in a tutu!!! XDDDDD

Izaya works at Burger King now? I thought that was Shizou's job (or at least his past one). XD

@Chessie: YOU SUMMONED RUSSIA TO GET ME?! DO YOU WANT ME TO DIEEE?!!?!?!?!
...besides, why would Ciel hire me as a bodyguard?! I can't fight! I would do better as... a tactician or something!!

Wait a sec... why am I trying to apply logic to your dream?

...why am I trying to apply logic to anything involving you??

THAT WAS SUCH AN EPIC DREAM!!! XDDDDDDD
*jealous jealous jealous* Uwahhhhh, I wish I had awesome dreams!!!

Excuse me, I must now go and die of laughter.

How was Poland China?? Ciel... Tamaki... there are so many things I am just blown away by...

God, Chessie, your mind mind comes up with things as are so strange. It's like, people call me strange, and I'm just kinda like, "Yeah." and then I wonder what they would do if they ever met you.